(Source: ily-okk, via waake-my-dispositionn)


I hate girls
Please be clingy with me. Get worried if I don’t text you back in ten minutes, blow up my phone, when were in public you better hold my hand and kiss me, get mad when other girls look at me, tell me that you miss me or love me all the time. But also I want you to trust me. If I’m dating you then it means that I’m all for you. I don’t want a relationship that will last a few days. I got into this because I saw something with you. I am yours, you are mine. End of story.
If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

(via amanduhinwonderland)


When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.


You have to be odd to be number one.

nerdjpg:

me x you = gay²

(Source: nerdjpg, via internetcallgirl)


BRUH